Million $ Phone call

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

> MAN:
“Hello”?

> WOMAN: “Darling,
it’s me. Are you at the club?”

> MAN: “Yes”

> WOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

 

 

 

 

 

> MAN:

“Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.”

 

 

 

> WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked.”

> MAN: “How much?”

>WOMAN: ” $ 70,000″

 

 

 

 

 

>MAN:
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options.”

 

 

 

> WOMAN: ”Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted

last year is back on the
market. They’re asking $ 950,000″

 

 

 

 

 

 

> MAN:
“Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand. It really is a pretty good price.”

> WOMAN: “OK.
I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you,too.”

 

The man hangs up. Theother men in the changing room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape….. He smiles and asks:

 

“Anyone knows
who this phone belongs to?”

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